868 Days Until the Apocalypse
WARNING:
If you are in possession of a "Kindle" or a "Nook," you are causing George Orwell to roll in his grave. You also may cause and/or will NOT survive the Apocalypse. Because of your lack of appreciation towards paper, with your help, the children of the future will not be able to read fine or even crappy literature. Due to the digital age, online "literature" is slowly, but surely decomposing the arts of reading and writing.
We apologize for our lack of intelligence in this post, it is now ending.
