Apocalypse Now: Horror Film Edition.

Day 2:

949 Days until the Apocalypse.

This entry does not necessarily have anything to do with the Apocalypse, but you never know when this information could be made useful.

If you ever think you are about to enter a scenario that is similar to that of a Horror/Science/Adventure film, you will need the following:

• Bobby Pins
• Sham-wow [a Chamois or any other knock-off brand will not do]
• Waterproof Mascara [this is a unisex suggestion]
• Paper Clips [NOT safety pins]
• A Snuggie [NOT a backwards bathrobe]
• A demented little girl [preferably Brunette]
• A waddling bird [or some other sign of plague]
• A baby
• 2 more Bobby Pins
• Best Friend [use as escape decoy]
• Wisdom
• Harry Potter [or proof of Hogwarts' attendance]
• This blog
• A Phantom of the Opera mask
• &/or a famous politician mask [preferably Hilary Clinton]
• Spiders
• Verbal profanity
• Flashlight [duh..]
• Some sort of murderer
• Many illusions
• Booby traps
  
• Two people making babies [preferably only once]
• Lady Gaga's Cook & Kill recipe